Things to know:

1- Cows are always girls. Bulls are boys. They belong to the bovine family.
2- Cows only make white milk. Chocolate and strawberry syrup are added after the fact.
3- Pumping a cow's tail does not help them make milk.
4- A cow, gives birth to a calf- which can be either a male or female. A heifer is a girl, a bull is a boy. We raise the heifers to eventually use as milk cows. The bulls we either casterate and raise as steers (for meat) or we sell them.

It can be rather fun to see how many people believe that black cows make chocoloate milk and white cows make white milk. Now, you all have been educated on some of the terms